Cult Of Omen
When Life Gives You Lemons
When Life Gives You Lemons
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They said make lemonade.
We said… make a statement.
This tee features our resident chaos cat dishing out citrus justice — because sometimes, the best revenge is pulp-based. With a bold design and just the right dose of mischief, it’s perfect for those who handle problems with flair, fury, and fruit.
Whether you’re channeling spite, standing your ground, or just really into aggressive produce-based life advice, this shirt is for you.
🖤 Cult-approved chaotic energy
🍋 Ethically made from soft 100% cotton
🐾 Warning: May cause spontaneous smirking and a minor fear of lemons
✦ Product Features ✦
- Crafted without side seams for a clean, flattering silhouette — no interruptions, just pure vibes.
- Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape, even after your 7th summoning (or wash).
- Shoulder tape reinforcement keeps the structure strong — just like your boundaries.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness and long-lasting wear — durable enough for everyday curses and casual hexing.
- Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified, because darkness shouldn't come at the cost of conscience.
✦ Care Instructions ✦
To preserve the magic:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with like colors
- Tumble dry low — no infernos, please
- Iron or steam on low if needed (avoid the print)
- Do not bleach (we like our colors dark)
- Do not dry clean — let it live free
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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