Cult Of Omen
My Cat Works For The CIA
My Cat Works For The CIA
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They said birds aren’t real. We took it personally.
This Cult of Omen exclusive tee exposes the truth you’ve always suspected: your cat isn't just judging you — they're on a mission. Featuring our signature black cat holding a suspiciously robotic pigeon, this shirt is perfect for conspiracy theorists, cat lovers, and people who definitely know too much.
Whether you're decoding secret meows or just vibing with government-level paranoia, this design brings the perfect mix of cute, cryptic, and chaotic.
- Perfect for agents of chaos
- Surveillance chic, with feline flair
- Available in black or white — just like your morals (and now pinkish!)
✦ Product Features ✦
- Crafted without side seams for a clean, flattering silhouette — no interruptions, just pure vibes.
- Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape, even after your 7th summoning (or wash).
- Shoulder tape reinforcement keeps the structure strong — just like your boundaries.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness and long-lasting wear — durable enough for everyday curses and casual hexing.
- Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified, because darkness shouldn't come at the cost of conscience.
✦ Care Instructions ✦
To preserve the magic:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with like colors
- Tumble dry low — no infernos, please
- Iron or steam on low if needed (avoid the print)
- Do not bleach (we like our colors dark)
- Do not dry clean — let it live free
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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