Summon a little chaos everywhere you go with the Cathulhu Hoodie — where cosmic horror meets adorable mayhem. This wide-eyed eldritch kitty may be tiny, but don’t be fooled: wherever Cathulhu prowls, order unravels, routines crumble, and something new claws its way in.
Perfect for anyone who thrives in unpredictability, laughs in the face of the unknown, and knows that transformation often begins with a little disorder. Wear it as a reminder that change isn’t scary — it’s inevitable, unstoppable… and sometimes irresistibly cute.
✦ Product Features ✦
- Crafted without side seams for a clean, flattering silhouette — no interruptions, just pure vibes.
- Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape, even after your 7th summoning (or wash).
- Shoulder tape reinforcement keeps the structure strong — just like your boundaries.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness and long-lasting wear — durable enough for everyday curses and casual hexing.
- Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified, because darkness shouldn't come at the cost of conscience.
✦ Care Instructions ✦
To preserve the magic:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with like colors
- Tumble dry low — no infernos, please
- Iron or steam on low if needed (avoid the print)
- Do not bleach (we like our colors dark)
- Do not dry clean — let it live free
|
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, cm |
50.80 |
55.88 |
60.96 |
66.04 |
71.12 |
76.20 |
81.28 |
86.36 |
| Length, cm |
71.12 |
73.66 |
76.20 |
78.74 |
81.28 |
83.82 |
86.36 |
88.90 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm |
86.36 |
88.90 |
91.44 |
93.98 |
96.52 |
99.06 |
101.60 |
104.14 |
| Size tolerance, cm |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
2.54 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan SF500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
