Cathulhu

From the deepest trenches of the cosmic cardboard box… emerges Cathulhu.

This shirt summons an adorably terrifying fusion of ancient eldritch power and house-cat chaos. Big glossy eyes, tiny paws, and a glorious tentacled beard — the perfect embodiment of “I will destroy the universe after my nap.”

Whether you’re into Lovecraft, cursed cuteness, or you simply respect a creature that can both end worlds and knock your drink off the table with equal enthusiasm, this tee belongs in your wardrobe.

✦ Product Features ✦

• Crafted without side seams for a clean, flattering silhouette — no interruptions, just pure vibes.
• Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape, even after your 7th summoning (or wash).
• Shoulder tape reinforcement keeps the structure strong — just like your boundaries.
• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness and long-lasting wear — durable enough for everyday curses and casual hexing.
• Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified, because darkness shouldn't come at the cost of conscience.

✦ Care Instructions ✦

To preserve the magic:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with like colors
• Tumble dry low — no infernos, please
• Iron or steam on low if needed (avoid the print)
• Do not bleach (we like our colors dark)
• Do not dry clean — let it live free

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean